WayfaringWalrus’ Top 100 football players that I’ve ever seen play.
Chris Waddle ludicrously stated today that David Beckham isn’t even in the top 1000 footballers of all time. Now, while I do think Beckham is one of the most overrated, […]
Interpreting Music… Walrus Style. #4.
Let me begin by reassuring my regular readers (Hi Mum! Hi Dad!) that I am still alive and haven’t yet met the Spirit in the Sky, whoever or whatever that […]
A short and haunting tale of fear, loss and despair.
The Walrus entered the dimly lit room. It was casual Friday, so he had abandoned the idea of wearing his trademark waistcoat, opting instead to just wear his Fez and […]
Organ Trail (Director’s Cut) – The Walrus’ Journey. Part 1.
The Oregon Trail was a much-loved simulation game which originated in the 1970s and has been reincarnated over 10 times on various formats. Popular among children, I presume much more […]
PIRATE MINIGOLF WITH CONCERNED CATERPILLAR. FINAL PART – NO GOING BACK.
The wind wailed through the cave ahead of them. A wolf howled in the distance as the sun began to set. The sound of an Ice Cream van could be heard […]
PIRATE MINIGOLF WITH CONCERNED CATERPILLAR. PART 6 – In Minigolf, no one can hear you scream.
It was all changing from a pleasant dream into a neverending nightmare for the Wayfaring Walrus. Darkness began to engulf the course, the new anti-christ would be born once again […]
Pirate Minigolf With Concerned Caterpillar. Part 5 – There’s Something about the Concerned Caterpillar.
If you’re only just joining the adventure, you’ve missed a lot. Vultures are currently circling the Wayfaring Walrus as his game falls apart around him. Doping allegations against the Concerned […]
