The Walrus entered the dimly lit room. It was casual Friday, so he had abandoned the idea of wearing his trademark waistcoat, opting instead to just wear his Fez and a pair of recently polished dress shoes. He always liked … Continue reading A short and haunting tale of fear, loss and despair.
The Oregon Trail was a much-loved simulation game which originated in the 1970s and has been reincarnated over 10 times on various formats. Popular among children, I presume much more so in America, it was a historical educational simulator which … Continue reading Organ Trail (Director’s Cut) – The Walrus’ Journey. Part 1.
The wind wailed through the cave ahead of them. A wolf howled in the distance as the sun began to set. The sound of an Ice Cream van could be heard on the horizon. “I’ll let you go first.” The Caterpillar said, … Continue reading PIRATE MINIGOLF WITH CONCERNED CATERPILLAR. FINAL PART – NO GOING BACK.
It was all changing from a pleasant dream into a neverending nightmare for the Wayfaring Walrus. Darkness began to engulf the course, the new anti-christ would be born once again if he couldn’t pull something amazing out of the hat … Continue reading PIRATE MINIGOLF WITH CONCERNED CATERPILLAR. PART 6 – In Minigolf, no one can hear you scream.
If you’re only just joining the adventure, you’ve missed a lot. Vultures are currently circling the Wayfaring Walrus as his game falls apart around him. Doping allegations against the Concerned Caterpillar ‘have no basis’ and ‘are a ridiculous excuse’ according … Continue reading Pirate Minigolf With Concerned Caterpillar. Part 5 – There’s Something about the Concerned Caterpillar.
Having negotiated the harsh terrain of the Roaming Plains, Hole Eight awaited the intrepid duo. It was a sight to behold, believe me. As they began to walk towards the next hole, the Formidable Prison loomed in the distance. It … Continue reading PIRATE MINIGOLF WITH CONCERNED CATERPILLAR. PART 4 – An adventure 65 million years in the making.
Like all good things, one day the Walking Dead will finish. Everyone will have to resume normality, doing whatever it is people did before the TV show was on, perhaps sharing Instagram photos of their breakfast/lunch/dinner or dog’s breakfast/lunch/dinner. I have drawn … Continue reading 5 Ways I’d like to see the Walking Dead end.